Greenland Wants To Make Their Citizens Feel Safe

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Pertaining to the major radioactive leak that was recently discovered in Greenland, the government is telling its citizens not to worry if their ears suddenly start blinking on and off.

Medical experts have assured them that there is nothing to fear and that hearing will not be impaired in the least.

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