Selection of Men Bashing Jokes - 41>50 - Warning: Some are naughty!

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 19 December 2011

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay!

Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company!

Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Because women keep telling them that this... |<----------------->| is 12 inches!

What did God say after he created man?
"I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles. And so one of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
Women cook, men eat; women clean, men get dirty; women iron, men wrinkle.

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar!

What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?

What do you call a woman without an asshole?

What is a macho man?
After getting a blow job, he asks the woman, 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'

What is a more macho man?
At the critical moment, he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does this happen to you often?'

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