New Years Resolution Joke - 05

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 23 December 2011

Original Resolution:
'I will stop drinking!'

2008: I will not take a drink before 3:00 pm

2009: I will not take a drink before 5:00 pm

2010: I will not touch the bottle before noon.

2011: I will not become a "problem drinker".

2012: I will not miss any more AA meetings.


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