New Years Resolution Joke - 01

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 19 December 2011

Original Resolution:
'I will be a better husband!'

2010: I will try to be a better husband to Marge.

2011: I will not leave Marge.

2012: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.

Original Resolution:
'I will stop looking at other women!'

2009: I will stop looking at other women.

2010: I will not get involved with Ethel.

2011: I will not let Ethel pressure me into another marriage.

2012: I will stop looking at other women.

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