Ten Christmas Snow Jokes for Kids

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 16 December 2011

1)
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

2)
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

3)
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

4)
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

5)
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle!

6)
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!

7)
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!

8)
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!

9)
How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!

10)
Why is a snowball bad?
Snow good!


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