Ten Christmas Greeting Jokes for Kids

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 16 December 2011

1)
Knock Knock Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

2)
What did one Angel say to the other?
Halo there!

3)
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

4)
What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants, no elephants!

5)
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season!

6)
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards!

7)
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe


8)
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)!

9)
How does the policeman greet you at Christmas?
Halo halo halo!

10)
How would you like to be greeted at Christmas?
Presently!


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