A reporter went to heaven and saw two long lines at St Peter's Gate.
Over one line was a sign which read "For Men Who Were Dominated By Their Wives."
The other line had a sign over the doorway which read, "For Men Who Dominated Their Wives," - there was only one man in that line.
Being a reporter, he went up to the man all by himself and said, "Sir, could you tell me why you're the only man in this line for "Men Who Dominated Their Wives?"
"Sure," the other man responded, "my wife told me to stand here!"