Only 24 Hours to Live…

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live, so he should go home and put his affairs in order. Given the prognosis, Morris goes home, explains the dire situation and asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later Morris goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have Only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again, this time on the living room couch.

Later, Morris gets back into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He gently touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'honey, please.. one more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this long, hot session, the wife rolls over and falls to into a sound sleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'

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