A third selection of 12 'Bad' doctor jokes

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 pound note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny colour.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

A boy called the doctor..
"Doctor, doctor come quick, my younger brother has just swallowed my pen."
"I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm using a pencil."

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