Cooking Instructions

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

"Would you please help me?" the newlywed wife asked. "I bought a nine-pound turkey. Could you tell me how long to cook it in my new microwave?"

"Just a minute," the food editor said, as he turned to check his reference book.

"Oh, thank you," she said. "You've been a big help. Good-bye!"

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