Shipwrecked!

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

A young single man is on a cruise ship, having the time of his
life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into a
reef and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming and
flailing and scrambling for the lifeboats.

He manages to grab onto a piece of driftwood and, using every last
ounce of his strength, swims a few miles through the shark-
infested sea to a remote island.

Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns
his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely
breathing. She has also managed to wash up on shore from the
sinking ship.

He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance,
he manages to get her breathing regularly again. She looks up at
him, wide-eyed and grateful, and says, "My God, you saved my life!"

He suddenly realizes the woman is that famous Victoria's Secret
supermodel!

Grateful, she lifts herself up and throws her arms around him.

They kiss and fall back on the sand as a wave crashes over them.

Days and weeks go by. The model and the man are living on the
island together. They've set up a hut, there's fruit on the trees,
and they're in Heaven. She's fallen madly in love with him, and
they're making passionate love morning, noon and night.

One day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's the matter,
sweetheart?"
she asks. "We have a wonderful life together. I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can
do?"

"Actually, there is," he says. "Would you mind putting on my
shirt?"

"Sure," she says, "If it will help."

He takes off his shirt and she puts it on. "Now would you put on
my pants?"
he asks.

"Sure, honey, if it will make you feel better," she says. She puts the pants on.

"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on
your face?"
he asks.

"Of course, sweetie," she says, and does.

Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the
island?"

"Okay, darling," she says and starts walking around the perimeter
of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up
halfway around the island a few minutes later.

He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude!
You'll never believe who I'm sleeping with!"


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