Reason why Men should not write Advice Columns (Good oldie)

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 18 November 2011

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. the other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband watching TV.

My car broke about a mile down the way. I had to walk back to my house to get the help of my husband. when I got home I couldn't believe my eyes.

My husband was having sex with our neighbour's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbors daughter is 19.

We have been married for 10 years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and told me that they had been having an affair for 6 months.

He won't go to counseling and I am a wreck and need advice immediately.

Can you help me?

Sincerely,

Mona Lott


Dear Mona Lott,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the hoses and vacuum pipes on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem, then the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the engines.
I hope this helps,

John.


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