Pun in the Eye

Submitted by j.w.

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table is Sir Cumference who acquired his size from too much pi.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in a Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You staqy here: I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the football was getting bigger and then it hit me.

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