Drink Whiskey

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 7 October 2011

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees; If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey.

It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.


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