A redneck walks into a gunshop, and asks for the largest gun in stock.
Store owner shows off a 1911 .45ACP.
Redneck: You got something bigger?
Store owner shows off a .357Mag.
Redneck: You got something bigger?
Store owner shoes off a Taurus .50 revolver.
Redneck: This I like!
Store Owner: Why do you need such a large gun?
Redneck: I'm going to use it to shoot some cans!
Store Owner: Cans? What kind of cans?!!
Redneck: Just some AfriCANS, MexiCANS, Puerto RiCANS, RepubliCANS, AngliCANS, DominiCANS, FrancisCANS, MadagasCANS, MorocCans, peliCANS, publiCANS, touCANS, I just love shooting cans!
