Bank Manager: Mr Simpleton, I can't approve this loan. You are chronically unemployed, you have seven pounds in your account and your wife has left you. Have you tried contacting charities?
Mr Simpleton: But Mr Brain, don't you know who I am? I'm the Mayor of this town and I can't just take this lying down.
Bank Manager: Okay then, get off the floor and sit back up in the chair.
