So old this one, but I can still remember my Dad telling it to me!
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.
The first one asks:
"Oh Lord when will Scotland win the World Cup?"
God Replies, "In the next five years."
"But I'll be dead by then!" says the man.
The second man asks:
"Oh Lord when will Wales ever win the World Cup?"
The Good Lord - answers, "In the next ten years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man!"
The third one asks:
"Oh Lord when will England next win the World Cup?"
God answers: "I'll be dead by then!"
