Can't eat beef........................mad cow disease
Can't eat chicken.....................bird flu
Can't eat eggs........................cholesterol
Can't eat pork........................bacteria
Can't eat fish........................mercury
Can't eat fruit ......................insecticides
Can't eat vegetables..................herbicides
Can't eat ice cream...................sugar levels
Can't commercial breakfast cereals....high fructose
Can't eat cheese......................constipation
Can't eat Genetically Modified Foods..Prob's with blood cells
Now, the way I see it, that only leaves
Chocolate!
