Top Five Signs That It's Autumn in New York

5 -Letterman stops with the "how hot was it?" jokes.
4 -The subways start smelling like maple syrup. Or is that urine?
3 -The Rangers try out some new preseason excuses.
2 -Bloomberg switches to his heavier crown.
1 -Screw this list. I just found the last available parking spot In the city.