Submitted by whatinthe world

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Two hitchhikers are thumbing a ride on an isolated highway when a sleek sports car being driven by platinum blonde woman pulls over.

"Hey you guys wanna lift?" she shouts.

"No thanks" says one of the hitchers.

"You crazy? She's beautiful" the other hitcher fires back.

So he changes his mind and they jump in with the gorgeous female.

She tells them about her gold bullion company and they listen with considerable interest.

"So you bought this company when it was nearly broke?" the first hitchhiker asks.

"Yes, it was good timing alright" she explains.

As they proceed down the road, the car suddenly veers off the highway uncontrollably, smashing into a tree.

Several weeks later the two hithikers are still in hospital receiving treatment.

One enquires of the other "So what happened to that blonde girl? Did she make it out alive?"

"Yeah, she bought a smash repair business and now she's making millions."

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