Wrong guess

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

A bent, scrawny, little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour, and agonisingly pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto one of the stools.

After catching his breath, and taking a while to compose himself, he ordered a banana split for himself.

The waitress smiled and asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis!"

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more