Dioctor's advice

Submitted by whatinthe world

Sunday, 18 September 2011

Doctor: Now Mr Brown, you'll have to give up smoking as your heart beat is very irregular.

Patient: But I feel fine, Doctor, why the drastic action?

Doctor: Well Mr Brown, the monitor gives me an accurate picture of your heart's exact health.

Patient: Could this be terminal?

Doctor: That can be arranged. Nurse, hand me the cyanide pills.

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