Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got spots all over my body and I've got a fever as well. Am I going to die?
Doctor: Mrs Jones, you're alright. You just need a tablet and a good lie down.
Patient: A lie down? What if I don't wake up?
Doctor: Then someone else will pay the $3000.00 bill I'm about to give you.
Patient: I can't stand blackmail but for $3000.00 I'll take a nap and then dream about suing you.
