Dustbin-men seek Christmas Gratuities!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Three Dustbin Men, the driver and two other men, are going on their rounds asking for christmas bonuses which they do yearly.

They stop at the first house and one man goes in and a women gives him a £5. They move on to another house and a bloke gives him £6.

They pull up to the next house and the man runs in knocks on the door and a women answers and says "oh yes..come upstairs with me"..without reply he goes up and she gives him a good seeing to physically!
Once they are finished she says now go and get your mate and tell him to come in for his 'bonus'.

He goes out, tells his mate "go in get your bonus, she'll show you a bloody good time, one hell of a bonus!"

He goes in, she shows him upstairs and true to her word he gets a good screw.

When their finished she says "go and get your driver and send him in for his bonus", off he goes and says to the driver- "Bert, its your turn now, go on my son its one hell of a christmas bonus" so of he goes now.

He steps in the door very excited and instead of taking him upstairs she takes reaches for her purse and pulls out a £5 note and gives it to him. He says "What the hell is this, you give my two friends the time of their life and you give me this?!"

She turns round and explains "I had strict instructions from my husband, he said 'give a fiver to the driver and screw the other two!"

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