Steel Wool

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Friday, 9 September 2011

As an twenty-fifth anniversay gift a man gave his annoying, hen-pecking wife a case of steel wool.

"Here!" the husband sneered. "Consider this a symbol of my love for you, you old battle-axe!"

The wife leered back at him and took the crate into her knitting room.

Two days later she was almost finished knitting a Sherman Tank 'for him'.

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