Ten Funny Sports Quotes/Answers - (Part Three of Three)

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 8 August 2011

"We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings".
Terry Crisp, the ex-coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning.

"The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, a little by the head of Maradona".
Diego Maradona

"Sometimes in football you have to score goals".
Thierry Henry

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored".
Terry Venables

"The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch".
Vinny Jones

"It's the best thing to happen to a sport, that you have a superstar. In football there is always something to write about the Beckhams, same as people want to write about Rooney or Hooney or whatever his bloody name is".
Bernie Ecclestone - Formula One Guru

"I've only been to Wembley once. It was about five years ago - Lenny Kravitz at the Wembley Arena".
Chris Coleman - Fulham manager

"I told my partner of 17 years I would marry her if Liverpool win the title. I'm starting to worry."
Anonymous texter to BBC Sport's live Premier League text. (David Murdock, England).

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered."
George Best

Footballing Tactics: ""We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right"
Brian Clough

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