The check out lady at Wal-Mart's said, "Is this yours," as she picked up my upper bridge from the conveyor belt. Thank God! I thoughts it had dropped into the urinal in the men's room. "Thanks," I said and put it back in my mouth! Full disclosure: Actually, this hasn't happened yet, but I wouldn't if I were you, stand near me if you see me start to sneeze. You could get bitten in the ass!
Things people say and do to old people!
Submitted by b kenneth mcgee
Saturday, 25 June 2011