Things people say and do to old people!

Submitted by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 25 June 2011

The check out lady at Wal-Mart's said, "Is this yours," as she picked up my upper bridge from the conveyor belt. Thank God! I thoughts it had dropped into the urinal in the men's room. "Thanks," I said and put it back in my mouth! Full disclosure: Actually, this hasn't happened yet, but I wouldn't if I were you, stand near me if you see me start to sneeze. You could get bitten in the ass!

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