@AnthonyRosania's Most Retweeted Part 3

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Monday, 23 May 2011

Ladies, if you masturbate with a cucumber then douche with vinegar and water, your vagina will taste like a pickle. @awordofadvice

The only number I want from a girl is her IP address. I need to be cautious, I'm not having sex with someone that unfollowed me.

I like to visit my friends and point out things I'd like them to bequeath me when they're dead. Nothing big, usually just their wives.

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