May 21st baby!! The End of Days!
Got up,
Started my new website;
"(First wife's name)GotHerpesAfterWeDivorced.org",
Emptied the 401(k) and leased a Ferrari,
And sent a mailbomb to every person who ever wronged me.
Thank God the world is guaranteed to end today. It, uh... It is GUARANTEED to end, yes?
