May 21st baby!! The End of Days!

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Saturday, 21 May 2011

May 21st baby!! The End of Days!

Got up,

Started my new website;
"(First wife's name)",

Emptied the 401(k) and leased a Ferrari,

And sent a mailbomb to every person who ever wronged me.

Thank God the world is guaranteed to end today. It, uh... It is GUARANTEED to end, yes?

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