Doctor Nozital Answers Questions You'd Rather Not Ask

Submitted by Pariah

Sunday, 15 May 2011

Dr. Nozital, world renowned expert on the odd and unusual, has gracefully agreed to provide answers to some of our reader's most pressing questions.

Interviewer: Dr. Nozital, why are birds so ugly?

Dr. Nozital: If you had your pecker between your eyes, you'd look ugly too.

Interviewer: Dr. Nozital, why are school houses red?

Dr. Nozital: If you had seven periods a day, you'd turn red too.

Interviewer: Why are pool tables green?

Dr. Nozital: If somebody'd been racking your balls all day, you'd turn green too.

Interviewer: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Dr. Nozital: If somebody tried hitting your peter with a pan, you'd fly too.

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