A mouse was looking out the window of the apartment he lived in, and noticed the weather was really nice. He decided it looked nice enough to go for a run.
He went down the hall and knocked on the door of his neighbor the centipede. "Hey centipede, lets go jogging," Mouse called. He waited in the hall for a couple minutes then knocked again.
"Hey Centipede!" Mouse called much louder. "Let's go jogging!"
He waited a couple more minutes and his friend still hadn't come out. He knocked really hard this time and yelled, "HEY CENTIPEDE, LET'S GO JOGGING!"
Centipede replied, "Quit shouting! I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes!"