If I could live to 200

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 13 May 2011

If I could live to 200 I might finish reading 'War & Peace'

I might discover someone who would laugh at my jokes

I might get interviewed as the oldest person who has lived on earth

I might annoy lots more right wing Tories

I might see West Ham back in the Premier League

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