John Dilts Driving...

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

One day, John Dilts and his friend Tony were cruising in his Chevy Tracker. At one point, they came to an intersection. The light was read, but John drove right through it.

Tony thought, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light
was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. Tony was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.

Tony turned to John: "Are you crazy? That's THREE red lights you've blown through. You could have killed us!

John turned to Tony and said, "Oh, sh-t. I thought you were driving."

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