A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. And then I had a drink stand at a local coffeemorning - I gave the first glass away free and charged ten quid for the second glass. The second contained the antidote. Then I went down to the schoolyard to watch all the kids jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. Well they weren's to know I was only using blanks. Yes, some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.