Are You Ready for Judgement Day?

Submitted by IN SEINE

Thursday, 5 May 2011

A preacher said to a farmer, "Do you belong to the Christian family?"

"No", he said, "Chris and his family live two farms down."

"No, no, I mean are you lost?"

"No, I've been here thirty years."

"I mean are you ready for Judgement Day?"

"When is it ?"

"It could be today or tomorrow ".

"Well, when you find out for sure when it is, you let me know. My wife will probably want to go both days."

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