Submitted by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Twitter makes me like people I've never met and #BecauseOfFacebook I hate people I know in real life.

#BecauseOfFacebook I know everybody's Birthday, I know what people's Toilets look like and Random people are getting poked everyday.

#becauseoffacebook i lrearnt tooo type relly fast. jqof;vnn

What's the point of Friendster deleting user data on May 31st? Oh, wait, it flopped #becauseoffacebook

#becauseoffacebook my camera stays out until a potential profile picture is found.

#becauseoffacebook I can't remember what I did in my free time before Facebook existed.

#becauseoffacebook I hate half of my school.

#becauseoffacebook I realized how much drama people have in their lives. I'm happy it ain't me.

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