10. Chuck Norris facts

Submitted by IainB

Saturday, 23 April 2011

1. There are fourteen billion Chuck Norris facts. Everybody on earth has two each; even those who have never heard of him.

2. Everybody has heard of Chuck Norris.

3. Chuck Norris walked into a bar, and the horseshoe was invented.

4. Local councillors came and told Chuck Norris that he couldn't use his hosepipe during the drought, so he wrung out the councillor to water his garden. Then used a hosepipe anyway.

5. Mattel produced a Chuck Norris doll but had to discontinue it when it turned out nobody could handle Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris was mistaken for a vampire, but those who crossed him died.

7. A digital Chuck Norris was created to fight viruses on the internet, however it didn't work, because nobody can copy Chuck Norris.

8. Chuck Norris once laid out a carpet in one kick.

9. Chuck Norris once decked an entire garden in one kick.

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