The Redneck Joyriders

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 17 April 2011

Two rednecks were drinking beer and joy-riding when they spotted two Hispanic hitch-hikers at the side of the road.

Zeke says to Jake, "Why don't we give them yahoos a scare? Act like you're going to run off the road and hit 'em."

Jake agrees and swerves in their direction, but he's had too much to drink and ran right over them.

They both said, "Oh well, tough luck," and continued on their way.

A little while later, Jake says to Zeke, "I wonder where them guys was going?"

Without hesitation, Zeke replied, "Florida."

Jake asked him how he knew that, and Zeke's response was, "Well, right after you hit them, I clearly heard one of 'em say something about Sunny Beaches..."

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