Doctor Doctor

Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 11 April 2011

Doctor Doctor - my wife says I'm uncordinated - what can you do to help me?
Well, in what way are you uncoordinated?
I wear brown shoes with black trousers.
My, my - as serious as that!
Can you help me, Doctor?
I can give you some pills to help you. One is blue the other red. You take them on alternative days - that should clear up the trouble.
And if I am not cured will I need to go to Hospital?
Uncordinated people are not currently at the top of the list - that's incoherent people. You are not incoherent are you?
Sometimes. When I panic because my jumper does not coordinate with my shirt. I become incorrigible.
Not that as well? You are in a mess!

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