Phone Number.............

Submitted by birbee

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

I was in a club last night, chatting to a really good looking girl.

After a while, she said to me, "Can I have your mobile number?"

I said, "No way, I've had that number for years."

How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. (apologies, this is a 'filler' to get the required number of words.............)

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