I'm giving up politics. I've even withdrawn my name from the next election because I'm sick of it.
Last night I gave a terrific speech and drew two or three rounds of applause. Afterward, this big busty lady slapped me on the back so hard that both my toupee and teeth went flying across the room.
"Senator Hawkins", she stated, "I do believe that every one of your speeches is better than the next one."