Don't Play Stooge With those Things

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 27 February 2011

According to my scuba instructor, if a shark attacks, you're supposed to poke it in the eye with your finger. I guess you ask him to pick two. After that you slap him around a bit. Lie on the bottom of the ocean and kick yourself around in circles and go Woo! Woo! Woo!

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