How To Clean One For Eating

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 24 February 2011

Boy, that cheap bottle of Viagra I bought on the internet was a hair-raising experience. In act, that's exactly what it did.

Most people don't eat turtle meat because they don't know exactly how to clean a turtle. All you really have to do is take a piece of toilet tissue and wipe it's ass.

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