Playing golf with his buddies, George had to make a slick twenty-five-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?"
His three friends eagerly agreed to the wager.
Too bad, George missed the putt by ten feet, and his friends gathered around to collect their money. George pulled out a dollar bill on which he had written, "I can make this putt." His pals are still trying to collect on the bet, and George is, too!