On The Canine Mode of Sex

Submitted by Anan E Maus

Friday, 18 February 2011

Not to be overly observational or Seinfeldian, but: Why do they call it doggy-style"?

Don't cats use it, too?

In fact, I can't think of a single animal that uses any other sexual position-they all use doggy style!

Now, why is that, I wonder? I guess it's better that way.

I think some sex positions of ours and their pleasure and specialness would be kind of ruined if any animals started using them, too!

I only hope they never do!

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