Motorcycle May...Ahem!

Submitted by Anan E Maus

Monday, 14 February 2011

Girls always seem attracted to either motorcycles (especially if they're Harleys) or the men who drive them....even if they are dirtbikes! You always seem to see vile men hitting on women, who would otherwise turn them down, but then as soon as like 80% of them see that motorcycle in the bar's parking lot, their whole world changes and they go out with the person-usually only for sex, but what makes these men so manly? Because they ride, instead of drive? Because their hair is whipped by the wind? Because they have black leather saddlebags? I mean, really what's the attraction? That it is an attraction, like a ride?

(I would now like to take a moment to explain my joke: Quite simply, besides becoming a short rant about women's apparent attraction to motorcyclists, it is and began with a pun. I used the relevant, relatable word "dirtbikes" in liew of "dirtbags" which is what that word is supposed to be. Then, due to having not hit my minimum word count yet, I added a brief rant of about 90 words to it. And that is the story behind and explanation of my joke...which was supposed to be just a one-liner.)

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