Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

Submitted by Mr Goster

Saturday, 29 January 2011

A Young Lady was enviously looking at a huge diamond ring in a Jewellers and as she leaned over the counter to get a closer look she inadvertently broke wind.
Hoping nobody had really heard her she asked the assistant 'How much is that ring?'
The assistant replied 'Madam,if you've farted just looking at it,you'll shit yourself when I tell you how much it costs!'

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