Camden, NJ Fires Half Of Police Force, And... Wait, What? Holy F--k! RUN!! Honey, Put The Kids In The Car And Drive To Your Mothers. Don't Stop, Don't Even Slow Down. Just Go!!!!

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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Camden has decided to change its name to "UrineSmell CheapHookers Murdertown, NJ."

Camden, NJ is the site of the first Church of Scientology. Strangely, Tom Cruise never stops by.

Compton, California has taken the Most Dangerous City in the US away from Camden, NJ, which held the title from 2002-2009; "You're not trying hard enough, Camden," Governor Christie said.

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