How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Persian: "Light bulb? What light bulb?"
Somali: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?"
Norwegian Forest Cat: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too."
Cornish Rex: "Hey Guys, I've found the switch."
Sphynx: "Turn it back on again, I'm cold."
Singapura: "I'll just blow in the AOV's ear and he'll do it." (AOB: Any Other Breed)
Siamese: "Make me!"
Birman: "Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing."
Maine Coon: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Exotic: "Let the AOB do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Manx: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Russian Blue: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
Korat: "Korats are not afraid of the dark."
British SH: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?"
Turkish Angora: "You need light to see?"
British Moggy: "None, catnap time is too precious to waste!"