11) Where did the vet send the cat when it lost its tail?
To a retail store!
12) How do cats make coffee?
They use a purrcolator!
13) What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss!
14) Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse!
15) How does the cat get its own way?
With friendly purrsuasion!
16) What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs!
17) How many cats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn't empty!
18) Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it!
19) What is a cat's favourite car?
20) Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!